Dress for the job you want, not the one you got. #DressedForSuccess

Dress for the job you want, not the one you got. #DressedForSuccess

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ARE.YOU.FUCKING.KIDDING.ME

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WHY

I feel its some sort of reference to a kids book about an elementary school with every classroom on a different floor. o-o No thirteenth floor, send the intern to see someone on the thirteenth floor.

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE BOOK I THINK YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT?????

IT’S JUST BECAUSE AMERICA BUILT QUITE A LOT OF THE HIGH RISE BUILDINGS AND WE WERE PARANOID THAT 13 WAS AN UNLUCKY NUMBER SO WE SKIPPED THE FLOOR AND THEN EVERYONE ELSE DID TOO

"People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on." -Mitch Hedberg

My first time noticing that was in Sideways Stories From Wayside School

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I feel its some sort of reference to a kids book about an elementary school with every classroom on a different floor. o-o No thirteenth floor, send the intern to see someone on the thirteenth floor.

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE BOOK I THINK YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT?????

IT’S JUST BECAUSE AMERICA BUILT QUITE A LOT OF THE HIGH RISE BUILDINGS AND WE WERE PARANOID THAT 13 WAS AN UNLUCKY NUMBER SO WE SKIPPED THE FLOOR AND THEN EVERYONE ELSE DID TOO

"People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on." -Mitch Hedberg

My first time noticing that was in Sideways Stories From Wayside School

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That’s amazing

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That’s amazing

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10 awesome cat breeds

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I don’t even like cats but 9 & 10 are cute as hell

Submitted one of my videos to the Ellen Show. Any prayers you guys can send my way would be a  much appreciated blessing. #ItsTime #DreamsComeTrue #EllenShow #JustKeepSwimming

Submitted one of my videos to the Ellen Show. Any prayers you guys can send my way would be a much appreciated blessing. #ItsTime #DreamsComeTrue #EllenShow #JustKeepSwimming

Damn right I got it #LoyalFan #SuckIt #DayMade

Damn right I got it #LoyalFan #SuckIt #DayMade

Hit the Town Center #jobhunting #picstitch

Hit the Town Center #jobhunting #picstitch

Blow it up…I’m bored

Blow it up…I’m bored

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When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door. 

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I’m literally crying from laughter

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Had a couple mess ups but who Tf cares? Lol #MichaelJacksonTuesday #MJEveryday

Just brushing up on my skills. #MichaelJacksonMonday
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Do that and we’ll be in there like swim wear. #Reciprocity

Do that and we’ll be in there like swim wear. #Reciprocity

Is that so wrong? #JustWantToDance #AnybodyNeedADancer

Is that so wrong? #JustWantToDance #AnybodyNeedADancer

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